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Cards

All the witty, snarky, and sometimes wholesome greeting cards you'll ever need in one place, Petty Paper!
I Love You Elote Pun (Boy)

I Love You Elote Pun (Boy)

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Love That For You

Love That For You

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Espresso Yourself for Coffee Lover

Espresso Yourself for Coffee Lover

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Corny Kawaii Everyday Card

Corny Kawaii Everyday Card

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Spanglish Father's Day Pun

Spanglish Father's Day Pun

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You're My Christmas in July

You're My Christmas in July

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Cheers to 2026

Cheers to 2026

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Praying Angel

Praying Angel

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Brightening Up The Day

Brightening Up The Day

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Goodbye Workplace for Cat Lovers

Goodbye Workplace for Cat Lovers

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Christmas Coal

Christmas Coal

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New Year Thing, Again?

New Year Thing, Again?

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Grapeful For You

Grapeful For You

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It's Me Your Loss

It's Me Your Loss

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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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Christmas Cat

Christmas Cat

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Cute, Round, and Festive

Cute, Round, and Festive

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Let's Worry Next Year

Let's Worry Next Year

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Hope Your New Year Is Trash

Hope Your New Year Is Trash

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New Year, Same You, Thank God

New Year, Same You, Thank God

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New Year, Same You, It'll Do

New Year, Same You, It'll Do

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It's To Another Year Pretending

It's To Another Year Pretending

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