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Greeting Card(122)

OccasionMatch all

Anniversary(10)
Apology(1)
Back to School(2)
Birthday(24)
Easter(1)
Get Well Soon(4)
Goodbye(2)
Graduation(7)
Holiday(43)
Housewarming(3)
Just Because(22)
New Year(1)
Retirement(2)
Sympathy(7)
Thank You / Gratitude(10)
Wedding(4)
Workplace(2)

Holiday

New Year(11)
Christmas(19)
Easter(3)
Independence Day / July 4th(4)
St. Patrick's Day(1)
Thanksgiving(12)
Halloween(7)
Mother's Day / Father's Day(5)
Valentine's Day(12)

Tone / StyleMatch all

Cute(70)
Brutally Honest(10)
Minimalistic(23)
Morbid(6)
Petty(37)
Punny(30)
Snarky(63)

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You're Old, I Thought You Knew

You're Old, I Thought You Knew

You're Old, I Thought You Knew

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Snarky Book Lover Gift

Snarky Book Lover Gift

Snarky Book Lover Gift

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Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday

Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday

Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday

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You Have Enough Books

You Have Enough Books

You Have Enough Books

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Minimalistic Annual Aging Ceremony

Minimalistic Annual Aging Ceremony

Minimalistic Annual Aging Ceremony

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Congrats, You Lovebirds

Congrats, You Lovebirds

Congrats, You Lovebirds

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Happy Birthday, You Fossil

Happy Birthday, You Fossil

Happy Birthday, You Fossil

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Tis the Season Christmas Tree

Tis the Season Christmas Tree

Tis the Season Christmas Tree

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Bigfoot Believes In You

Bigfoot Believes In You

Bigfoot Believes In You

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Hang In There, Dark Humor

Hang In There, Dark Humor

Hang In There, Dark Humor

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Cute Thank You Coffee Cat

Cute Thank You Coffee Cat

Cute Thank You Coffee Cat

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Meowy Christmas Tree

Meowy Christmas Tree

Meowy Christmas Tree

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Christmas Icons Holiday Doodle

Christmas Icons Holiday Doodle

Christmas Icons Holiday Doodle

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New Home with Ball and Chain

New Home with Ball and Chain

New Home with Ball and Chain

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Rotation Around the Sun

Rotation Around the Sun

Rotation Around the Sun

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Tree Ring Milestone

Tree Ring Milestone

Tree Ring Milestone

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New Home, Haunted House

New Home, Haunted House

New Home, Haunted House

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You Have Enough Plants

You Have Enough Plants

You Have Enough Plants

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You're Still Young...ish

You're Still Young...ish

You're Still Young...ish

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Statistically Someone Out There Loves You

Statistically Someone Out There Loves You

Statistically Someone Out There Loves You

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One Year Closer

One Year Closer

One Year Closer

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Maneki-Neko Good Fortune Cat

Maneki-Neko Good Fortune Cat

Maneki-Neko Good Fortune Cat

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Your Gift is Me

Your Gift is Me

Your Gift is Me

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I Know Where You Live

I Know Where You Live

I Know Where You Live

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We're Dying of Dysentery Loser

We're Dying of Dysentery Loser

We're Dying of Dysentery Loser

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