Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday
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his card is the perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.
Card Details
- Front Text: "Birthdays aren’t your thing. Which is wild, considering how many you’ve had."
- Inside: Blank
A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)
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100% Cotton Paper
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Paper With Backbone
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