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Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing
Birthdays Aren't Your Thing

Birthdays Aren't Your Thing

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Envelope Color: Kraft
Single or Set: Single (1 Card)

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his card is the perfect mix of dry wit and playful roast, for that friend who insists they “don’t celebrate birthdays” but still expects you to show up with a card. And cake. Obviously.

Card Details
- Front Text: "Birthdays aren’t your thing. Which is wild, considering how many you’ve had."
- Inside: Blank

A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)

  • Designed, Printed, and Shipped In the U.S.
  • 1000+ 5-Star Etsy Reviews and Counting
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Why Our Cards Slap (Literally, The Paper Is Thick).

Frame-Worthy Greetings

Designs so good, people actually keep them. Its our badge of honor.

100% Cotton Paper

Because trees have had enough. Eco-friendly paper that feels as premium as it looks.

Paper With Backbone

Thick, sturdy, and unapologetically premium. These aren't your average flimsy fold-and-forget cards.
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Etsy customer

Great item and fast shipping

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Maggie Metzler

Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday

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Noreen Stone

Great and funny cards. Fast shipping. Thanks

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Madonna

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Colleen

Shipped quickly, good quality. Great gift!

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Kathy

Fun cards for my friends!

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Etsy customer

Lovely product and a great display of humor! Support small businesses!

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Diane Thomas

Can’t wait to send to family member.

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Linda Tinsley

Such cute greeting cards! I am very happy with them and can't wait to use them. Excellent quality and fast shipping.

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Vic Parcher

It’s a card it’s fine

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Etsy customer

This is just so funny and clever, and looks exactly like the picture!

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Etsy customer

Card was perfect for a birthday card

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Etsy customer

Great item to buy and send

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Etsy customer

Phenomenal quality and arrived very quickly!

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Etsy customer

Cute messages on your cards which I know the recipients will enjoy. Thanks

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Etsy customer

Happy with my purchase, was exactly what I expected ☺️

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Etsy customer

Perfect birthday card for a 60th year old. Card well made with humorous messaging