Petty Paper | Funny, Sarcastic & Snarky Greeting Cards

Greetings served with side-eye.

Stationery and gifts that'll give them the laugh they deserve.

Minimalistic Sarcastic Anti-Birthday

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You're Old, I Thought You Knew

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Just You Devouring A Chocolate Bunny

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Absolutely amazing customer service! Best customer service I've received on Etsy, in fact. I love the choice of envelopes. I'm definitely a customer for life!

Very funny. This is for my sister. We have a good twisted sense of humor so it's perfect!!

Very fast shipping! The card is hilarious!!! I bought it for my brother...he is going to LOVE it! Thanks for the quick and easy transaction!

These greeting cards are lovely! They're rich looking, made of high quality materials, and are a gift by themselves.

This is a hilarious card and was perfect for our son and daughter-in-law who recently got married after 7 years and 2 kids! They loved it!

Hilarious!!! Tomorrow is my sister-in-law's B'day & I'm looking forward to hearing her laugh! Thank you so much for the quality-made, funny card.

We started with one card.

One idea turned into a stack of designs that didn’t sound like anything else on the shelf. Somewhere between sarcasm and sincerity, We found our voice as and just kept pushing it.

If you’re wondering how far that rabbit hole goes, the full story’s waiting, learn about us!

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