Happy Birthday, You Fossil
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Birthdays should be fun, and this funny birthday card is the perfect way to remind your friends (or even yourself) that aging is just another excuse to laugh.
Card Details
- Front Text: "Happy Birthday, you damn fossil."
- Inside: Blank
A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)
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Why Our Cards Slap (Literally, The Paper Is Thick).
Frame-Worthy Greetings
Designs so good, people actually keep them. Its our badge of honor.
100% Cotton Paper
Because trees have had enough. Eco-friendly paper that feels as premium as it looks.
Paper With Backbone
Thick, sturdy, and unapologetically premium. These aren't your average flimsy fold-and-forget cards.


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