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We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser
We're Dying of Dysentery Loser

We're Dying of Dysentery Loser

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Get in loser, its that time of year and we're in for a wild ride!

Card Details
- Front Text: "Get in loser We're dying of dysentery"
- Inside: Blank

A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)

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100% Cotton Paper

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Paper With Backbone

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Robert Hahn

Perfect for a Gen X-er! She will get the joke!

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Ronn Huff

An inspiring tribute to the pioneer spirit 🙂