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You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!
You Were Born!

You Were Born!

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Envelope Color: Kraft
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I made this card because most birthday cards feel like they’re trying way too hard.

Sometimes you don’t need a paragraph about friendship, aging gracefully, or “cherished memories.” Sometimes the funniest possible thing to say on someone’s birthday is just aggressively stating the obvious.

YOU WERE BORN!

That’s it. That’s the accomplishment.

- Front Text: "You were born!" 
- Inside: Blank

 

A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)

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Megalodon

Great quality paper and art! It was well-packaged so it arrived in tact (not crinkled). Love that it's blank on the inside so I could write my own message.