You Were Born!
Estimated Delivery (with Tracking):I made this card because most birthday cards feel like they’re trying way too hard.
Sometimes you don’t need a paragraph about friendship, aging gracefully, or “cherished memories.” Sometimes the funniest possible thing to say on someone’s birthday is just aggressively stating the obvious.
YOU WERE BORN!
That’s it. That’s the accomplishment.
- Front Text: "You were born!"
- Inside: Blank
A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)
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Frame-Worthy Greetings
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100% Cotton Paper
Because trees have had enough. Eco-friendly paper that feels as premium as it looks.
Paper With Backbone
Thick, sturdy, and unapologetically premium. These aren't your average flimsy fold-and-forget cards.
