Not Today Santa
Sometimes the holidays feel like a full-on battle, and this card gets it. Santa’s tied up in lights, refusing to cooperate, and honestly? Same. If your idea of Christmas cheer leans more toward snark than sugar cookies, this is the perfect way to wish your friends, family, or coworkers a “happy holidays” without all the glittery fluff.
Card Details
- Outside: "Not today Santa."
- Inside: Blank inside, ready for you to customize
A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)
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100% Cotton Paper
Because trees have had enough. Eco-friendly paper that feels as premium as it looks.
Paper With Backbone
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