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Locate Your Youth
Locate Your Youth
Locate Your Youth
Locate Your Youth
Locate Your Youth
Locate Your Youth

Locate Your Youth

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Envelope Color: Kraft
Single or Set: Single (1 Cards)

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Remember when phones had cords, music came from cassette tapes, and knees didn’t make mysterious cracking noises? Yeah, me neither. But for the lucky recipient of this card, those days were technically real.

- Front Text: 'Please hold while we locate your youth..."'
- Inside: Blank

A2 Card (4.25" x 5.5")
- 100% Cotton Paper / Lightly Textured
- 300 GSM (111 lb Cover)

  • Designed, Printed, and Shipped In the U.S.
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100% Cotton Paper

Because trees have had enough. Eco-friendly paper that feels as premium as it looks.

Paper With Backbone

Thick, sturdy, and unapologetically premium. These aren't your average flimsy fold-and-forget cards.
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Gina Spindler

This card is absolutely hilarious! I love the whole concept, message, and design. The illustration is also so much fun. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys sarcasm or humorous birthday greetings. Thanks for the quick shipping and apologies for the belated review!

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Etsy customer

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Etsy customer

I purchased this card for my FIL and I believe he's going to chuckle. I put a Groucho Marx quote about getting older in the interior. Sturdy card, great envelope, very pleased!